Mom Spit


When I was little there is one thing that sticks out in my mind that really grossed me out…when my Grandma would lick her thumb and wipe something off of my face.  Ugghh!  Spit!

Side-Note:  The thing that absolutely grossed me out the most was when my friend’s Grandma stuck her tongue in my ear at dinner.  Don’t ask me why…I still don’t know and don’t want to.  Gives me the chills just thinking about it…

MomSpitAnyways, I would never wipe some dirt off of Ace’s face with my spitty finger!  That’s what Baby Wipes are for!  I caught Momma using her mom spit and expressed my disgust to her.  She doesn’t do it anymore…at least not in front of me. :)  In my opinion, this has got to be one of the nastiest practices that parents do!

I was browsing the web and found this unusual product called Mom Spit!  It is not actual mom spit, but is a no-rinse cleanser.  A perfect substitute for actual mom spit.  So please, please, please…spare my the gagging and dry heaving…use something like this instead of actual saliva!

Read Reviews About and/or Purchase Some MomSpit.

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Written by:
Momo Fali
Posted on:
November 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm

Jared, why can’t WE think of something like that?!!

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Written by:
GulfCoastMommy
Posted on:
November 5, 2007 at 5:36 pm

OMG mom spit. thats just too much.
i have to admit my man has scolded me for this act. but but
sometimes there are no wipes handy and the child is looking like some poor homeless orphan baby with that huge dirt smudge covering her face like a 5 o’clock shadow.
forgive me.
glad i found your page.
~d

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Written by:
BusyDad
Posted on:
November 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm

That is one clever product! Wow, that brings back fuzzy memories. I can still feel the warmth of my mom’s spit on a hanky wiping my face. The things you remember…

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Written by:
terancedubya
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 9:54 am

Holy crap man. I laughed out loud when I read this. Mom Spit! Priceless. I agree with you about the apit thing. I would rather my child go around town with a dirty Pig Pen face than subject her to my mouth germs. Nasty man. Nasty.

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Written by:
Jared
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm

@MomoFali: Tell me about it. :)

@GulfCoastMommy: You are forgiven. ;) But next time…

@BusyDad: I just remember that spit smell. All spit stinks to me. Ugghh!

@TDub: Ha Ha! I know where my mouth has been in the past…and would never put my son’s face even close to those places. ;)

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Written by:
Xbox4NappyRash
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 1:41 pm

My old man used to carry a comb.
In the relatively brief period when we had any interaction in my younger years, 12-14 perhaps, he used to spit on the comb and proceed to try and comb my hair if he thought it needed it….

Is it any wonder I’m messed up…

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Written by:
Tyler
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 5:38 pm

Nice find…glad this isn’t called Dad Spit…it probably wouldn’t sell as much.
Found your site via BlogRush.

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Written by:
Tot's Mom
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 8:45 pm

No, I don’t recall my mom or any other relative doing that to me. Thank goodness! Otherwise, I might just remember the incident all my life just like you do. Yucks!

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Written by:
Jared
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 9:32 pm

@XBox: Maybe you could create a product called DadSpit for taming wild hair. :)

@Tyler: A agree. When I think of DadSpit I think of a big loogie. Not something I would want to be washing anything with. :)

@Tot’s Mom: Ohhh, you are lucky! Or did you just have a dirty face as a kid? ;) Just kidding…

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Written by:
jen
Posted on:
November 6, 2007 at 11:50 pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Written by:
Bernard
Posted on:
November 7, 2007 at 6:19 pm

Oh my god how funny is this. I feel the same exact way about licking your finger and cleaning your child. I used to moan and groan about it when my mother did it to me, and promised myself I would never do it to my son. Yet I have caught myself doing it twice to him, and suddenly laughed at how ironic it was. I yell at my wife for doing it but I do it myself…my worst pet peeve and I am doing it. I am so ashamed and disgusted!

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Written by:
Jared
Posted on:
November 7, 2007 at 9:38 pm

@Bernard: I caught myself doing it to Ace one time. SHHHH! Don’t tell! However, I did stop myself and go get a baby wipe. I grossed myself out. :)

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Written by:
Calista
Posted on:
November 7, 2007 at 9:45 pm

Good idea!!! My daughter hates when I do that to her!

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Written by:
Chuck
Posted on:
November 8, 2007 at 2:57 pm


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