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Yo! First to comment. Ahem…a lot of pressure…what was this post about? Oh yeah! We simply call them girl or boy parts. Sometimes our girls call everything down yonder their butt, LOL. Now, they have settled into girl part. WTF is wrong with us? I think we will tell our oldest when she is 15 what the real name is…maybe when she is 20, we’ll see.

Let’s see, with babies we did “pee pee”, then later “Your private parts”, and eventually when they were able to pronounce it we went full on “penis” & “testicles”. However I about died the other day when my 6 year old announced his brother had kicked in his “manhood”.

that a funny thing cause its gonna be something that goes on for the rest of his life….so for our son we went with a name that was a bit different…..Dugen (doog-in) it makes me and my wife laugh sometimes too!

Well for my first 3 kids all daughters, my wife named their private parts “their cookie” and her and the girls referred to it as that. Why Cookie I have no clue, they are now older 8years and up and its now called a woo-hoo. Again a wife created name. I have a 7 year old son that I have got him and his sisters used to calling his parts a “Peepers” which by the way, he feels he must show his sisters on a regular basis.. I am trying very hard to break him of that habit.

“Tallywacker”…brilliant, so funny.

I can only ever remember my “usually covered parts” being referred to as ‘the shorter version of William’.

I cant bring myself to type it LOL

sori I havent visited your blog for a while weve moved house
its amazing what they do to themselves isnt it

Thanks everyone for sharing! Here’s the list:

Butt
Girl Parts
Pee Pee
Private Parts
Penis & Testcles
Manhood < – Honeybell, this is hillarious!
Dugen <– Very original
Cookie
Woo-Hoo
Peepers
Willy <– There I typed it for you XBox

Pretty good list here… Still not sure what to call my boy’s stuff.

Here are a few names I have heard…

Bug
Hoo-Haa
Hoo-Hoo
Bird
Worm

Oh well, I’m trying to think of something original. Maybe I’ll just go with the trusty “twig and berries”. Who knows….

Growing up my parents had me calling my willy a spigot. Don’t think I will ever forget that.

We usually use “boy pieces” or “girl pieces”.

We have a friend who coached his daughter to call her junk a…
wait for it…
…
‘tinkle box’

alrighty then.

Dickie. That’s our word of choice. I think it’s a good word because it doesn’t sound vulgar (hell, my jacket says Dickies, which is just a plural form), and it doesn’t stray too much from what he’ll be calling it when he cares about sounding cool. Like the “daddy” to “dad” transition. And balls is just balls.

@Pat: Spigot is cool and so is Tinkle Box! LOL! funny stuff!

@BD: Dickie! Rides a fine line between OK to say and not OK to say. How about Cocky? Nope…I think that crossed the line.

Hi Jared,
You have a really cool blog here! I am not a dad, just a mom, and saw your blog on The Busy Dads blog.

So, I had to come and peek at what you all dads talk about.

This was the first post I read and I am still laughing!

As parents we never know what to call those parts. Funny thing is we some how pick funny names that have nothing to do with parts.

I have 4 children, 2 boys and 2 girls.
Our sons parts were always winkie, yeah I know odd name. I still think about it every time I see Wizard of Odd. The flying monkeys were winkies.

And my girls some how were named La-La’s.

My four year old daughter has just noticed our babys, “winkie” and asked me last week what those hanging things were!

Being shocked by what she said, I had no clue what to say other than “Go Ask Daddy”

It is best to teach children the correct names- just like you teach them the names for other body parts. I have also called it a peter, a pecker, willie, dingle dangle, and the family jewels. My 9yo son tends to go for more colorful terms such as n*ts. But when he has a problem he calls it by the correct anatomical term.

Peanuts

With my children, girl parts were “monk-monk”, and boys’ part was a Goobie. They got those names from their grandmother. She shortened the names to Monk and Goob as they got older.

Reading this, it’s just hit me.
As bad as it would be with a boy, I have absolutely NO idea what I would call girl parts.

Seriously none. Nada. Zero. Zilch.

This whole post cracks me up. I never sat down and thought about this topic before but now that I am , I’m getting a good laugh. My kids called them their woo woos. LOL

With my children a 10 year old girl and 6 and 8 year old boys they refer to the penises as peepers and vulva as chipper.

our 2 year old daughter calls hers “Nina” and was calling herself Ninanu up until last week. We started off calling it her NuNu and she adapted it herself. Our 4 year old son we always called it his hurdy gurdy….don’t ask lol

We use the term “dingus” for my son’s parts. Not quite sure where it came from, but the first time I said it, my wife laughed so hard that it kind of stuck.