Cute As or Cuter?

Grandma and Grandpa S took Ace, Momma, and I to a Blue Jackets hockey game last night. It was Ace’s first time to any large event. He seemed to have a good time.

Momma was walking around the stadium with Ace in arms going to see the live animal display… (I have no idea why they had live animals at a hockey game???)… when a drunken lady came up and said…

“Your boy should be on the cover of a baby magazine! He is cute as shit!”

Now maybe I am little biased here because he is my son, but I don’t think he is just cute AS shit…he wins the cuteness competition hands down. Take a look and tell me if I am wrong…

poopPoop (actually clay) picture By misocrazy

You decide… 😀


  1. oh my gosh. HILARIOUS! I just about spit my coffee out! i LOVE a good POOP joke!!

  2. Ashley says:

    I dunno…that poop is pretty cute…kidding, kidding. Ace is def way way cuter 🙂

  3. Honeybell says:

    You know, I’ve heard people say that before. It has always confused me. Because the poo? Never cute. Even from the cutest baby ever. Still poo. Hmmm.

  4. Momo Fali says:

    Drunk at a Blue Jackets game? Those beers are $8.00 a pop! She must’ve been a rich, drunk woman.

    She should’ve at least said, “Cuter THAN shit.” But, really shit and cute just don’t belong in the same sentence!

  5. cute AS?

    I wanna see whats in that woman’s diet…

  6. OHmommy says:

    So much cuter. I just spit my coffee out all over my keyboard. Thanks! 🙂

  7. Dorky Dad says:

    I’d definitely say your kid is cuter than shit. But unlike your child’s admirer, I’m not a big fan of shit, so that really isn’t saying much.

  8. Ace – 7
    Pile of $#!+ – 0

    Gotta love the peculiarities of the English language. Babies make $#!+, and they’re way cuter!

  9. BusyDad says:

    It is totally unfair to make a sweeping judgment based on just one shit. Your kid IS cuter than that one though… bah, I’ll put money on the fact that he’s cuter than any other shit you could find on google image search!

  10. Jon D says:

    Cuter Jared…way!
    Though I noticed (at least with my son) they often smelled similar.