BEWARE! Swimming Children Have Super Powers!

Remember when you were a kid and loved going swimming?  Did you have a favorite game that you played in the pool?  Did you ever imagine you had super powers?

I always imagined that i had some kind of underwater jet pack that propelled me through the water at high speeds.

If you could pick a super power to have in the pool, what would it be?

If you wished you could shoot “heat rays” from your eyes like Superman does, you should come swim in our pool.  Apparently swimming in our pool causes just this phenomenom.

If a swimming kid places both palms upwards and stares at their parent, a beam will shoot from their eyes and zap their parent right in the face!  Seriously!

Take a look at the picture I took of the warning on the side of our pool…  😆

BEWARE! Swimming Kids Have Super Powers
BEWARE! Swimming Kids Have Super Powers


  1. PG says:

    That’s a good one. Those universally understood images are usually good for a laugh as they are universally foolish!

  2. VegasDad says:

    I want that power! I also want to fly. Any help in that area.

  3. rachel says:

    Maybe I could get this for my pool… maybe not.

  4. Annie says:

    Ha ha. Hilarious! If you are not swimming; these instructional signs will always entertain you. Good thing to pass time 😉 You can think in all weird directions by these signs………..I just now did it 😉 Great post!

  5. Annie says:

    My thoughts led me think more……Have you ever noticed signs in hospitals? Specially maternity hospitals. Or signs at Gynecologists/ Obstetrician? They rather make you laugh or confuse you to core: D

    • Jared says:

      I’m not a regular visitor to the maternity hospital or OBGYN (I lack rather important parts), but next time I go I will definitely be on the lookout! 😀

  6. I think teleportation would be my super power. The things you could do …ahh…. Anyway that picture is funny, this is what the internet was made for, trading silly pics that you find in your daily life. Keep up the good work Jared.

  7. Dad of Divas says:

    I used to always think I had the mutant M on my hand…I was just waiting for those superpowers to appear…alas, I am but a mere superDad I guess…

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  9. Ed (zoesdad) says:

    The woman does appear to be quite dazed. Powerful indeed!

  10. Debbie Davis says:

    That is soooo funny!! What a great post! I’m rolling!

  11. Momo Fali says:

    That’s hilarious!

  12. Kim says:

    Hysterical..the kids hands all “I have you under my power” hahaha.