Toilet Trash

Ace has a new obsession…the toilet!

No, not potty training yet (wouldn’t that be nice!), but playing in it…  😀

He’s been curious about the toilet for a while now.  He would get so excited to see the rush of water wash whatever happened to be in there at the time down into that hole in the bottom of the toilet…never to return again.  😀

So the other day Momma went down to the basement to switch a load of laundry.  When she came back up here is what she found… (it’s a bit blurry, but you get the point)

Ace Playing In The Toilet

Ace Playing In The Toilet

The toilet lid was down.  Ace lifted it up and threw in an empty toilet paper roll as well as a brand new full roll…and was playing away.  😀

The next day I was home with Ace and was cooking up a magnificent lunch (Ramen Noodles) and I see the bathroom door was open.

I had a feeling I was walking into something bad…here is what I found…

Toilet Trash

Toilet Trash

Ace had taken the entire contents of the bathroom trash can and emptied it into the toilet.  Empty cigarette packs, an empty box of razors, some empty toilet paper rolls, a dirty diaper,  a wrapper from a pregnancy test.  Good Lord Kid!

I’m just glad he hasn’t learned how to flush yet… 😀


  1. This is too funny. Your going to have to start doing what we have to do for the dogs. Keeping the door shut. Next thing you known hes going to be lapping it up when hes thirsty. 🙂

  2. Zoeyjane says:

    Your last post, you hinted at soem big news. This post, you clarified the contents of the garbage. I’m thinking you’ve got another 8 months until you’ve gotta look for a new crib!

    • Jared says:

      You think? I don’t know… Actually the result of that pregnancy test was negative. I would post a picture to prove it, but why would I take a pic of a negative pregnancy test? 😀

  3. Zoeyjane – you think the news is he’s given up smoking?

    you are the lousiest keep-em-hanging-post writer ever….


    • Jared says:

      Like I told ZJ, the results of that test was negative…no lie! Maybe I’m going to stop shaving and grow a ZZ Top beard? There was a box of razors in the trash too… 😀

  4. Oh, just tell us your news already!!!

    You’re going to have to invest in toilet locks… What a pain in the behind.

  5. Lisa says:

    Oh what a fun thing to have found! LOL I’m so glad J hasn’t started that yet. Key word being yet.

  6. VegasDad says:

    You need toilet locks. You also need to get that kid some Nicoderm or something.

  7. Ed (zoesdad) says:

    Oh you’re gong to have lots of fun when he learns how to flush. And he will, my good man. He will.

  8. Annie says:

    Wow… shit but trash? ha ha ha 😉
    Why did not you post pictures of someone’s cleaning it? 😉 I am sure that would have been more fun!

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  10. Kim says:

    My youngest is OBSESSED with the toilet bowl.. except thankfully he has not learned how to dump stuff in “yet”.. hahahah

  11. Marcus says:

    Laughing so hard I nearly hurt myself. 🙂

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