On our last day in Orlando, we stopped in for an afternoon of Gatorland!
If your are weary of large bone crushing jaws equipped with flesh piercing teeth…you could not even get in the front door…
And once inside you better keep your fingers to yourself, or else you might go home looking like a veteran maintenance man. 😀
They also had a bunch of colorful birds… Apparently these little buggers will bite you pretty hard too. I did not get close enough to find out… 😀
But the least colorful, yet most intriguing, were the white alligators! Can you imagine seeing one of these bad boys running at you leading with their mouths wide open salivating as they imagine what you would taste like?
They are not albino, they are leucistic… They still have skin pigment around their mouths and their tails. Albinos are known for their red eyes due to lack of pigmentation. The leucistic alligators have bright blue eyes…
Don’t let them baby blues fool you… 😀 These guys are just as big and dangerous as the colored variety. 😀
We got to see some crazy dude wrestle an alligator too!
After watching for a few minutes, Ace and I decided it would not be that hard to wrestle an alligator if we worked together. 😀
I distracted the gator by making hand bag jokes about his mother. Ace ran up and jumped on the gator’s back, riding him like a rodeo cowboy. After Ace had the reptile worn out, I jumped on the gator’s back too and subdued him by grabbing his jaws…nearly losing a finger…and pulling his head back till he tapped out in submission.
Then I yelled, “Ace, look over at Momma so she can take your picture!”
And there he is the 2 Year Old Gator Wrestler.  Sitting proud atop his defeated opponent!
What are you talking about? Tape? Where? I don’t see any tape around that gator’s mouth? That must be a glitch in the photo… 😀
