I mean seriously. Ace has a whole room full of toys. Hell, you risk life and limb just to venture into the booby trapped maze of Fisher Price land mines!
With all the toys that Ace has, it never seems to amaze me the things that he plays with…
Favorite toy #1 is the toilet plunger! How much more sanitary of a toy could he find? If we leave the bathroom door open, it is a given that I will eventually trip over a tool designed to push a chunk of poo the size of a drain pipe!
Favorite toy #2 is the toilet brush… If you find the poop pusher in the kitchen, you are likely to find the Porcelain God’s loofah somewhere nearby. Let’s just see how many places we can spread the fecal matter, shall we?
Favorite Toy #3 is the attachment for the vacuum. But you know what’s funny..? If I actually attach it to the vacuum and turn it on so that he will actually be doing some cleaning…he wants nothing to do with it. 😀
Favorite Toy #4 is the trash can lid. If you take it off of the trash can, put it in the middle of the tile kitchen floor, stand on it until it is flat, and then jump off… it snaps back into shape with a loud POP. Damned Rubbermaid…
And finally, Favorite Toys #5, 6, 7, 8, and 9…anything that is stacked in a neat pile, put away in a cabinet, on the counters, hanging from the Christmas tree, or otherwise purposely hidden from a two year olds view and/or reach…
What are your kids’ favorite “toys”?