Happy Blog Birthday To Me!

Things have been nuts lately…going here, going there, doing this, doing that.  Life has been far from boring…let me tell ya!

I’ve been so consumed by daily life that I forgot to celebrate DadThing.com’s one year birthday on September 1st!  I’m such a bad webmaster/blogger. 😀

In celebrating the one year birthday here at DadThing.com I wanted to take a stroll down memory lane and share some of the highlights of year number 1…

Most Visited Posts:

Most Commented On Posts:

Wackiest Search Terms:

  • Swinger Blog – Swinging is one of our favrite past times  😀
  • My Spit Stinks – Sounds like a personal issue here buddy!  Maybe try brushing your teeth every now and then!
  • Naked Daddy Blog – If you are coming here looking for naked Dads you would be extremely dissappointed.  While I am frequently naked (at least once a day for a shower)  you will never have to worry about seeing me bare all.  ;D  You are welcome.
  • Sex Or Not – Definitely Sex!
  • Girls With Testicles – Ummm.  Nuff said.
  • Lick Her Belly Pregnant – If you can lick her belly and get her pregnant than you are more of a man than I!
  • Can Spirits See Us Shower – What?  Do you think there is a magical spirit blinding cloak around your shower?  If you belive that spirits can see you out of the shower, they can probably see you in the shower…so that excuse that your just washing real good will not work with them.  😀
  • I Peed On My Cell Phone – How the hell did you do that?  And why the hell are you searching the internet for that?  In case you are looking for a solution to your problem…I have your answer…You are holding the phone up to your wrong head!
  • Smoke Twizzlers – Twizzlers are like crack, but c’mon you can’t smoke them, snort them, or inject them.  They are awesome good, but c’mon now!  Get a hold of yourself!
  • Tampons Trying To Conceive – I have never seen tampons trying to reproduce!  Have you?  If you get some breeding tampons send them my way.  Maybe then I will not have to run to the store at midnight to buy a new box.
  • What Not To Do To Kill Your Un Born Child – If you have to ask…you probably shouldn’t do it…moron!
  • Why Does The Rectum Stink – Hmmm….  Let’s use a little logic here.  If poop stinks.  And poop comes from your rectum.  Then your rectum stinks! Duuh!

Top 10 Referring Parenting Blogs/Sites:

The following sites have sent mad traffic to DadThing.com and I am forever grateful!  Read them all…they are all great! (They have to be…they link here.  😀 )

  1. BusyDadBlog
  2. FrugalDad
  3. Joeprah
  4. DorkyDad
  5. BuildingCamelot
  6. SarcasticMom
  7. ManAndHisBaby
  8. D Is For Dad
  9. 21stCenturydad
  10. JustDaddys.Net

Again I just wanted to thank the readers here at DadThing.com!  Without you this would not possible!  Your comments have made me smile, made me laugh, and carried me through some tough times.

I plan to bring you more awesome Ace adventures in the year to come!  I hope you all stick around to read about them!

EDIT: By the way XBox…in regards to your last comment…she gave me the password back.  😀


  1. Okay, is it just sick that I noticed that I was the only “Mommy” amidst the list of “Daddies” and that I was… uh… “in the middle?”


    😉 Happy to have sent you traffic – Happy Blogday! 😀

  2. Jared says:

    Sarcastic Mom…that sickness is why you kick ass! 😀

  3. Greg says:

    Happy Blog Birthday man! Congratulations on sticking around for the long term; you’re definitely a great part of the “Dadosphere”!

    LMAO @ those search terms! People are weird.

  4. Mr Lady says:

    Happy one year, yo!

  5. Annie says:

    Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!! Happy Birthday dear Dadthing! Happy Birthday to you!!!

    Hope this was a wonderful blog journey! May many many more joys to come!

    Happy Blogging! 🙂

  6. Jared says:

    Greg…Thanks man! I left out the inappropriate search terms. For example…

    Dad Having Sex With [Inert Noun]

    Some real sick people out there!

  7. Jared says:

    Mr Lady…Thanks yo! The “yo” thing just doesn’t sound as cool coming from me, does it… 😀

  8. Jared says:

    Annie…You are awesome! I’ve never heard (read) anyone sing (write) Happy Birthday to a blog! 😀 Thank you!

  9. Momma needs a blog… ;0)

    Congratulations, glad to have found this way back then.

  10. Happy Blogday Jared! I laughed out loud when I read your search terms…some of those are too funny! I’m so excited to be sending you some traffic…that makes me blush just a little!

  11. Frugal Dad says:

    Happy blog-birthday to you! Glad to seee Frugal Dad up near the top of the list again (I’ll try to knock Busy Dad off that #1 perch this month!).

    “Can Spirits See Us Shower?” That’s just weird!

  12. Ed (zoesdad) says:

    Amazing what can happen in a year—especially when you try to chronicle it.

    Happy Blogiversary..day..ness..thing.

  13. Honeybell says:

    Happy Birthday Jared’s Blog!!

    Those search terms are CRAZY!!

  14. Congrats on 1 year. I’m coming up on my blog birthday soon too.

    Hope you’ll continue to blog even after you make millions from your tampon breeding business.

  15. Congrats. I know you have me sucked into read your blog. Im glad to see you have been getting some traffic from JustDaddys.Net. Maybe one day Ill move up the list. Again congrats on your one year and I hope you have many more.


  16. Kim says:

    I missed the actual day..but Happy Blog Birthday…

    and I nearly pee’d myself when i saw some of your searches.. people are crazy.. haha

  17. BusyDad says:

    stumbling late as usual and intoxicated as always to say happy blog birthday!!!! sorry for the blank entry. it happens! But hey, you’ll forgive me, right? Cuz I sent the most peeps to you!! It’s an honor to be in that spot dude!