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So, I’m pretty sure Momma is going to kill me! Why? Because, I have a weakness for FREE stuff. Especially free stuff with wheels and an engine.
In the past year I have acquired an 87 Chevy Blazer, a 77 Honda motorcycle, and 4 old push mowers that I didn’t pay […]

Saturday, after breakfast, Ace and I went out to explore the backyard.  I was excited!  Ace was curious!  We were going to have one hell of a time rolling around in the grass and digging holes with sticks!

Not long after putting Ace down in the grass I realized we had a major issue on our […]

Cheese puffs are good.  Cheese puffs are so good that Ace will eat them until there are none left.  So many, in fact, that his fingers are permanently discolored, and his digestive system shuts down.  I’m talking orange polka-dotted-poop here folks…
The dog has bad breath…really bad breath.  Almost smells as bad as his silent but […]

Grandma and Grandpa S took Ace, Momma, and I to a Blue Jackets hockey game last night. It was Ace’s first time to any large event. He seemed to have a good time.
Momma was walking around the stadium with Ace in arms going to see the live animal display… (I have no idea […]

In celebrating Ace’s first birthday I wanted to write about the most exciting day of my life.  The day that Ace was born.  I started DadThing.com when Ace was about 6 months old, so his birth story has never been told here.
Happy 1st Birthday Little Man!
The Birth Story!
It all started on March 12, 2007.  I […]

It doesn’t take a lot of skill, or even smarts, to procreate.  Take a guy, a girl, a few pelvic thrusts, and whop-bam-boom…you have procreated.  Simple, right?
Actually taking care of Momma before birth, and the little procreation after birth is a different story.  Many mistakes, bloopers, and near misses tend to happen along the pathway to getting […]

Let’s face it. All men are big methane factories packaged into hairy bodies. Or in my son’s case…hairless bodies.
I don’t understand. He has never eaten chili beans, White Castle, or drank beer. What gives? Does Similac fall into the category of “You will need an extra pair of underpants to take to work” foods?
And why […]