Remember, a while back when I wrote about the Gang Rivalry in my house between the kid and the dog?

Well, we have got the violence to stop, but now we have another dilemma…  The dog likes Ace a little too much!

See, Buddy, the dog, is a small dog who weighs about 25-30 lbs.  Ace weighs about 19 lbs.  They are very close to the same physical size.

Ace has become more mobile and has been crawling for some time now.  He spends a lot of time on all fours…just like the dog.

I noticed one day that Buddy was getting along with Ace really well.  He kept licking the back of Ace’s neck, licking his ears.  Ace didn’t seem to care, but was confused about what was happening and soaked with dog slobber.  It was kinda cute and a nice change of pace from the growling.  I thought it was harmless.

A few minutes later the unimaginable happened…humanality!

What is humanality you ask?  Ever heard the term bestiality?  That is where a human is sexually interested in an animal.  Humanality is my word for where an animal is attracted to a human.

You pictured it right…Buddy full on mounted Ace.  A swift hand (mine) separated the two. Buddy has been known to have many girlfriends of the stuffed animal variety, but never a human being.

Looks like Buddy will be getting a new stuffed animal girlfriend for Christmas.  Hopefully that distracts him from his attraction to Ace…at least until Ace can walk and defend himself.  😀

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  1. Honeybell says:

    Oh. My. Goodness.


  2. That is NOT a pretty mental image.

    But you just GOT to take a photo and and pull it out when Ace brings home his first girlfriend….

  3. Johnny says:

    Did he yell out “I HAVE BEEN V-V-V-VIOLATED !!!”
    I would have thrown the dog outside…

  4. becky says:

    Oh My. I would have thrown the dog outside after that one! Thanks for the not so good mental picture!
    Poor Ace!

  5. terancedubya says:

    Wow. Thats…wow. How did you not loose it and toss the dog like a stuffed animal down the stairs? Man, I hope Ace learns how to defend himself quick. I agree with Xbox…get it on film. BTW, I just want to wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. Have some liquor. You deserve it.

  6. BusyDad says:

    It’s time to step up and be the big dog in the household. Yup. You gotta mount buddy now. That way, he’ll know he can’t go around exerting his dominance on other members of the pack. It ain’t pretty, but it’s pretty damn alpha!

  7. Johnny says:

    Busy Dad… I really shouldn’t have read your comment in the middle of drinking my Mt Dew.. Now I have to clean my work desk.. Thanks.

  8. MommySpeak says:

    Pretty funny but do be careful!!

  9. Jared says:

    Honeybell: Wasn’t sooo funny at the time…but looking back it is. 🙂

    XBox: If I catch it happening again and have a camera close by I will snap a quick pic. A real quick pic! 🙂

    Johnny: If he could talk…probably!

    Becky: 😀

    TDub: I hope he defends himself soon too. Liquor will be had. 🙂

    BusyDad: There are not many lines I don’t cross, but that would be one of them. No dog mounting for me… 🙂

    MommySpeak: Always careful. 😀

  10. Joe says:

    Totally a reason to have cats…LOL, humanality rules. If you made that up you deserve one million (US) dollars.

  11. Jared says:

    Joe: I don’t know…cat’s can be just as bad. Check this out…

    BTW: I did make it up. Where do I sign for my million? 😀

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